bonerparty: (via thathipsterporn) basically i want to be able to look at my son one day - right in the eye - and say “your mom was fucking hot”. and then we high five, me and the kid. or something. i haven’t thought all this out yet.

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basically i want to be able to look at my son one day - right in the eye - and say “your mom was fucking hot”. and then we high five, me and the kid. or something. i haven’t thought all this out yet.

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itsalwayssunny: barnumyay: Mac: Your Honor, let the record show that the three of us do not condone the actions of the two of them.Judge: The record will show everything, you can stop saying that.Dee: Are you sure, ‘cause she’s not typing very quickly.Frank: It’s shorthand, she’s getting the gist.Mac: I don’t appreciate being paraphrased, I choose my words very deliberately. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.06 - “The World Series Defense”

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barnumyay:

Mac: Your Honor, let the record show that the three of us do not condone the actions of the two of them.
Judge: The record will show everything, you can stop saying that.
Dee: Are you sure, ‘cause she’s not typing very quickly.
Frank: It’s shorthand, she’s getting the gist.
Mac: I don’t appreciate being paraphrased, I choose my words very deliberately.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.06 - “The World Series Defense”
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hahahahaha why do i find this so damn funny?! i think it’s watching the reactions of the people in the background.  And she’s having such a good time too!!!

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bonerparty: (photo via fuckyeahstvincent) actually, heres a really good tip. if you see a hot girl at a bar or some shit, just wave. YES. ITS THAT SIMPLE. you don’t have to go all ‘DO NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE’ at her from across the room. just wave. man, a friend told me that. and it helped out. SelfConciousBro’s just need their shit together.

bonerparty:

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actually, heres a really good tip. if you see a hot girl at a bar or some shit, just wave. YES. ITS THAT SIMPLE. you don’t have to go all ‘DO NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE’ at her from across the room. just wave.

man, a friend told me that. and it helped out. SelfConciousBro’s just need their shit together.

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bonerparty: mhight: shit.

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mhight:

shit.

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bonerparty: you know whats cool? art. arts pretty fucking cool. this is the kind of art i like, because i like art with beer and really hot girls in it. there should be more art like this. there should be a gallery of just random babes drinking various liquors. i would totally go there every day and buy all the photos. i would be a ‘Great Art Collector’ and have wine parties where everyone goes “is that really an original Zooey Deschanel nursing a Leinenkugel?” or “say, is that Mila Kunis drinking a Schlitz?” and i’d be all “yes. yes it is. yes it is and you can’t have it”. yeah, arts pretty fucking rad. more people should be into art. (photo via the babe that is warczak)

bonerparty:

you know whats cool? art. arts pretty fucking cool. this is the kind of art i like, because i like art with beer and really hot girls in it. there should be more art like this. there should be a gallery of just random babes drinking various liquors. i would totally go there every day and buy all the photos. i would be a ‘Great Art Collector’ and have wine parties where everyone goes “is that really an original Zooey Deschanel nursing a Leinenkugel?” or “say, is that Mila Kunis drinking a Schlitz?” and i’d be all “yes. yes it is. yes it is and you can’t have it”.

yeah, arts pretty fucking rad. more people should be into art.

(photo via the babe that is warczak)

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The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar (via watchtheguild)

I love Felicia Day.

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bonerparty: kernel: Olivia Wilde reading next House script TRUE STORY: i hid a picture of my penis on page 34.

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Olivia Wilde reading next House script

TRUE STORY: i hid a picture of my penis on page 34.

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itsalwayssunny: Charlie: OH MY GOD. Oh my god, you scared me. What are you doing?Sun-Li: I run away!Charlie: Okay. Good… uh. What are you doing here?Sun-Li: I follow you home! Because… I like you. Charlie: Nice! Good! I knew— Right on! Okay! Wait. All the way home?Sun-Li: Yes.Charlie: So you saw me eat that Hot Pocket I found in the garbage?Sun-Li: Yes.Charlie: …Any thoughts on that?Sun-Li: No!Charlie: Oh man, I like you. Come on in.

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Charlie: OH MY GOD. Oh my god, you scared me. What are you doing?
Sun-Li: I run away!
Charlie: Okay. Good… uh. What are you doing here?
Sun-Li: I follow you home! Because… I like you.
Charlie: Nice! Good! I knew— Right on! Okay! Wait. All the way home?
Sun-Li: Yes.
Charlie: So you saw me eat that Hot Pocket I found in the garbage?
Sun-Li: Yes.
Charlie: …Any thoughts on that?
Sun-Li: No!
Charlie: Oh man, I like you. Come on in.

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